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"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Crocodile

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Stripper

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Danth battle?

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Snake Eyes

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You've got a friend in me."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'