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"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"I had half a date last weekend."

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'I guess I shouldn't have expected too much. Martin was a floor model.'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

'If she can't speak yet, how do you know her name is Jennifer?'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

Social butterfly