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"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Non Thought For The Day.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"It's the dog."

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'I guess I shouldn't have expected too much. Martin was a floor model.'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

'If she can't speak yet, how do you know her name is Jennifer?'