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'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Danth battle?

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Snake Eyes

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

The Stripper

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"You've got a friend in me."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'