Reptile Reveler T-Shirts

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Theorbo

Football Chameleon

Joust Sharpener

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Crocodile

The Stripper

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"You've got a friend in me."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Vitruvian Manatee

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Whats your poison.'

Snake Dress-Up

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Snake Blogging,

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"