Reptile Revelry Gifts

The Stripper

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"You've got a friend in me."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.