Reptile Revelry Pillows

The Stripper

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You've got a friend in me."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Ereptile Dysfunction

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'