Reptile Aficionados Pillows

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Danth battle?

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Snake Eyes

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"You've got a friend in me."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'