Enthusiast Of Reptile Antics Pillows

'I'm no expert, but I'd say it has something to do with the recoil action.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Snake Eyes

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Danth battle?

The Monitor is going to sleep.

The Stripper

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Jungle Games

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."