Enthusiast Of Reptile Antics Gifts

'I'm no expert, but I'd say it has something to do with the recoil action.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Follow that cab!'

The Stripper

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Jungle Games

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'