Laugh-loving Reptile Admirer Gifts

'So is that supposed to be a joke or something?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Danth battle?

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'