Reptile Admirers Gifts

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Snake Eyes

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."