Reptile Enthusiasts Gifts

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Way to go, son."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Don't worry, Bill is not a snake: He's a legless lizard...'

'Hey Grandpa, I replaced all your flat top surfaces with slow moving reptiles.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Snake Eyes

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Danth battle?

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'