Turtle Or Reptile Admirer Gifts

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Eat my dust!"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Danth battle?

"We haven't danced in ages."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Snake Eyes

The Monitor is going to sleep.