Turtle Aficionado Gifts

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

"Run for your life, the ice age is coming."

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Working from home?"

"Agnes, I heard you were into yoga!"

Turtle

"I'm looking for a book about turtles."

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Turtle nude painting.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Nice penthouse.'

Tortoise

Tortoise in a Life Art Drawing Class Draw Tortoise without a shell.

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

Where Box Turtles Come From

"Life begins with the joining of two single shell organisms."

'Don't you think it's time you packed in doing press up's ?'

"One adult and one wise-a** turtle."

Sorry, dear, we rented out your room while you were away at school.

Over $5000 in monthly prizes: Draw Mitch

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."