Turtle Aficionado Gifts

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Working from home?"

"Agnes, I heard you were into yoga!"

Turtle

"I'm looking for a book about turtles."

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Turtle nude painting.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Nice penthouse.'

Tortoise

Tortoise in a Life Art Drawing Class Draw Tortoise without a shell.

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

Where Box Turtles Come From

'Don't you think it's time you packed in doing press up's ?'

"One adult and one wise-a** turtle."

Over $5000 in monthly prizes: Draw Mitch

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Grrrr....'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'