Turtle Lovers Gifts

Tortoise Skyscraper

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

'At least, I can't become homeless...'

"Looks like we missed Christmas again!"

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds!

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Turtle Trailer Court

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Grrrr....'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Tortoises breakdancing