Romantic Turtle Fan Gifts

'Raymond, you're moving too fast for me!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"We haven't danced in ages."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Grrrr....'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Tortoises breakdancing

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"