Romantic Turtle Fan Mugs

'Raymond, you're moving too fast for me!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Grrrr....'

"We haven't danced in ages."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Tortoises breakdancing

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."