Turtle Admirers Mugs

Arthur finally faced a difficult truth - he would never break the world record in pole vault.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'The trouble with him having a pet turtle is we'll never get home in time for dinner.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Eat my dust!"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Grrrr....'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Tortoise polishing his shell

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Tortoises breakdancing