Turtle Admirers Pillows

Arthur finally faced a difficult truth - he would never break the world record in pole vault.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'The trouble with him having a pet turtle is we'll never get home in time for dinner.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Eat my dust!"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Grrrr....'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Tortoises breakdancing

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Tortoise polishing his shell

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"