Turtle Supporters Pillows

'Grrrr....'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"We haven't danced in ages."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Tortoises breakdancing

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'