Turtle Fans Pillows

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

'Hip!'

Exercising is good -- but I'd forget about the sit-ups.

"That was a hell of a party, I can't remember anything"

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Tiger Costume

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'Grrrr....'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"We haven't danced in ages."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Tortoises breakdancing

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'