Turtle Admirer Pillows

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

Please join me now in a group meditation.

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

'Boy you're right, it's already quite late and we've only played one hole...'

A dead Turtle in his half open shell as a coffin.

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

'Looks like a standoff to me.'

Inspected by Inspector #12

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

'You got a search warrant?'

Tortoises breakdancing

'You seem a bit withdrawn lately.'

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

"This look is very popular at the beach."

Xmas

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

Turtle crossing: please be patient

"I see Frank's still self-isolating then?"

"Why is this turtle wax so expensive?"

"Okay, then it's agreed. You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours."

How Turtles Are Born

"Looks like she's not home."

Mitch McConnell

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Where is the recycling bin for earth money?'

"I know it's a hot day, dear, but that's a really bad look for you."

"My home got TP'd last night."

"What makes you think he's 'shell shocked'?"

"Boy... does this look stupid!!"

I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."