Romantic Turtle Gifts

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

The Stripper

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

Turtle Home

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'