Romantic Turtle Gifts

I'm not sure we can keep our relationship a secret much longer.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Ike and Tina Turtle.

The Stripper

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Turtle Home

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'