Romantic Tale Lover Gifts

Ralph Rackstraw and Josephine HMS Pinafore

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"My God! There goes middle management."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Ask A Silly Question.

Mermaids in love

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

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