Lover Of Love Tales Gifts

"Yes. we met on a blind date. I saw this gorgeous man standing at the bar, and Dave was slumped next to him."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love at First Sight.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Finding Bigfoot

'Love changes everything.'

Lover

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'How was your luck, dear?'

Couple in Blue

Sulking

"We met through a contact tracing app."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

"Where did you and mummy meet?"

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."