Love Tales Fan Gifts

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love at First Sight.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Circus trousers

'Love changes everything.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

Fairy Tales Can Come True

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Staff picks

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

Mouse on mouse action.

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

'You just grew three inches.'