Love Tales Fan Mugs

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love at First Sight.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Finding Bigfoot

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'Love changes everything.'

Circus trousers

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Mouse on mouse action.

Staff picks

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'