Love Story Enthusiasts Mugs

'It's so romantic - 6 months ago Jerry was the CEO, and Tim was just the copy boy!'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

'Be my Valentine?'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Love changes everything.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

Couple in Blue

Sulking

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.