Love Story Enthusiasts Mugs

'It's so romantic - 6 months ago Jerry was the CEO, and Tim was just the copy boy!'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Heart is sewn back together.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'Be my Valentine?'

Sulking

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

Couple in Blue

'Love changes everything.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."