Legendary Tales Lover Mugs

Finding Bigfoot

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Jack London

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

William Tell's Other Four Children