Legendary Tales Enthusiast Mugs

King Arthur's been to the sales again.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Knights of the bedside table.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Finding Bigfoot

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"No, let down your hair!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Recount!"

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

"It's a selfie!"

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."