Lover Of Tales Gifts

Rumor has it that he left his heart in San Francisco.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Crow and fox

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Long Johns Silver."

Finding Bigfoot

Golf escape.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"No, let down your hair!"

'How was your luck, dear?'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

"God is out to get me."

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

Man and lady at a dance

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

"Poor Cyclops, he never was any good at judging distances."

"Okay...so I cheated."

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

It was the call of the wild. Or death. It was getting hard to tell them apart.

Giant Ape assists man escaping a cuckolded husband.

"The left rear has nice eyes."

Esther plots some extra humiliation for Haman at her party.