Explorer Of Tales Gifts

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Ghost puddle

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Freia and her golden apples

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Arabian Nights.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Brothers Grimm

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Aeneas

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

Brunhilda

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

Pirates playing pegsie.

Giant Ape assists man escaping a cuckolded husband.

"When I was a little girl, we had a real monster living in the woods by our house."

Hou Yi

Rumor has it that he left his heart in San Francisco.

Through the Looking Glass - Hatta out of Jail.

Alice finds the looking glass is made of Lexan, and she can't get through it.

"I don't want to know how I end, so I tore out my last page."

Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.