Legendary Tale Explorer Gifts

Warrior Woman

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Transylvanian backpackers.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Ghostship

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Freia and her golden apples

Business witch

Arabian Nights.

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"But wait, there's more."

Heavenly Ships

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Mermaids

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Peter

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Klytaemnestra

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Sea Angel

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

Witch on a broom going through a burger drive thru

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"