Indie Love Story Fan Gifts

Who's that sleeping in your bed?

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Listening to Coldplay.

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Nick Cave

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

'Love changes everything.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Snowman Romance

"I think I'm falling in love."

"We met through a contact tracing app."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

A woman reads a romance novel.

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"Long story short, the video of me losing the sheep went viral on ewe-tube...and here I am!"

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."