Romantic Storytelling Fan Gifts

'It's a hi-tech romantic thriller...she e-mails him, he e-mails her, they meet, she gets nabbed for online solicitation of a minor.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Romance

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Victor Hugo

Bertolt Brecht

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'