Romantic Storytelling Fan T-Shirts

'It's a hi-tech romantic thriller...she e-mails him, he e-mails her, they meet, she gets nabbed for online solicitation of a minor.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Moby Dick

Romance

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Victor Hugo

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

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