Romantic Fan Gifts

'It's a whistle only mothers can hear.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Frederic Chopin

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Love knows no boundaries.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Valentines

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Weditorials

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino