Romantic Football Fan Gifts

'If you really loved me, you'll marry me on Superbowl weekend!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Football

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Right here's fine."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

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