Romantic Football Fan Mugs

'If you really loved me, you'll marry me on Superbowl weekend!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"First date hairball... awkward."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"Right here's fine."

Raheem Sterling

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Saving a Heart

Football

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Kenny Dalglish

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.