Romantic Heart Fan Mugs

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Frederic Chopin

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Victor Hugo

I love you Geyser...

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Love on the slopes

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Masked Admirer

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

'That does it You need glasses'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

A jester surrounded with love hearts

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah

'I wandered lonely...er..on my own for a bit..'

Valentine's - Hungry Heart

Myopic Cupid

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

How could I forget the day we met...

'I love watching the wind blow thru your ear.'

Richard Strauss

Valentines

'Since you were born with wings, we'll argue that flying without a license does not apply in your case...and if you'll show up in court fully clothed, I think I can get the public nudity charge thrown out.'