Romantic Sports Fan Gifts

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Love Birds love watching football together

How could I forget the day we met...

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'I think I've scored.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"He just married me on the rebound."

Victor Hugo

The conversion.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Boxers vs. Briefs

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

Proposal on a snowboard

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."