Flirtatious Sports Fan Gifts

'I think I've scored.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Deregulated Baseball

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Let go of the pole!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

Burkini Scandal

Olympic Bubble

Modern Football

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The Sports Fanatic