Flirtatious Humor Fan Gifts

'Big sod.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'I think I've scored.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Another martini please.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

Snowman Romance

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"