Flirtatious Humor Fan Gifts

'Big sod.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I think I've scored.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

You make me feel like dancing!

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Tango

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Another martini please.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'You dance like my mother.'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Snowman Romance

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'