Flirtatious Fun-lover Gifts

Well, hello there big boy.

'Want to hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Beach flirting

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Tango

Tunnel of fleeting love.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Beach Attraction

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Snake Charmer

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'