Flirtatious Fun-lover Pillows

'Want to hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Beach flirting

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tango

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Beach Attraction

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Snake Charmer

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'