Fun-loving Flirt Pillows

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Do you come here often?'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Wanna go out?"

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,