Fun-loving Flirt Pillows

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Clown Happy Hour

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Do you come here often?'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

"Wanna go out?"

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

Spiderman car window cleaner

Surgeon Selfie

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'