Playful Flirter Pillows

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

Hello darling

"I suppose you're wondering what a nasty old man like me is doing in a place like this!"

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'