Playful Flirt Pillows

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Hey babe, do you swim here often?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

'Yes I like your approach... Now let's see your departure!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"You're going to ask a gorgeous young fortune teller out on a date."

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Do you come here often?'

"Wanna go out?"

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Thanks for walking me home."

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

Flirtation

'I am usually a leg man but in your case...'

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

'I don't think of you as a sex object, Irene -- I think of you as two sex objects!'