Playful Flirt Gifts

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Hey babe, do you swim here often?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

'Yes I like your approach... Now let's see your departure!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"You're going to ask a gorgeous young fortune teller out on a date."

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Do you come here often?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"Wanna go out?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Thanks for walking me home."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'I am usually a leg man but in your case...'

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

Flirtation

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

'I don't think of you as a sex object, Irene -- I think of you as two sex objects!'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'What!?' she exclaimed passionately as her milky white skin gleamed with perspiration. 'You are a cartoonist! I just love cartoonists!'