Playful Flirter Gifts

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?

Hello darling

"I suppose you're wondering what a nasty old man like me is doing in a place like this!"

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I only have eyes for you

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Call me?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You are my sunshine!

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Your place or mine?'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I think I've scored.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Barman In Love.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."